The devil said to them, “You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2, or 3.”

He then opened the doors to the three rooms.

Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.

Room 2 was filled with men standing on their heads on a cement floor.

Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in sh*t up to their knees and drinking coffee.

The men thought for a while and decided to go to room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.

They entered the door to room 3, and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said, “OK, men, coffee break’s over. Back on your heads.”